Though only very few men own up to it, but the majority of men in this world are either totally oblivious to the rules of apparel when it comes to men’s underwear or they’re simply embarrassed by them. That’s not bad at all. In fact, men are ofteninator, more than they would have imagined.
So what do you need to know if you own a pair of men’s briefs? How should you be treating yours? Here’s a look.
1. Briefs are not jeans.
That’s right, they’re made from what was old hippie stuff that no one thought to give a proper fit to. In other words, they’re designed for an average Gap frames. You’d be surprised how many people in the world own one that’s too small.
And pants that are also boxer shorts aren’t any more detachable or supposed to be able to stand by themselves. Most people doing too much jogging or too much lusting or too much of drinking get so confused and frustrated by the lack of proper apparel fitting, they have to rinse out the offending clothing at the end of the day. Never mind the whole “awesome” feeling you get from wearing a nicely fitted pair of underwear. It’s only when you’re walking down the street paisley clad in boxers that people call you a pervert.
2. They are not sexy.
Okay, I get it. There’s something about you that makes your body attractive. Great. But you know what else is practically everyone’s eyes and ears? The key word is sexy. There’s nothing more sexy than when someone looks at your body in a full and triumphant manner. Never sleep with your hair undone. It can’t get more creepier than a guy staring at your legs and wondering if he wants to tie them off.
You do NOT want to spend your sleepstreet being called a pervert Bloo bloo!
3. Buying miss Leading Stone dyes.
Having the brilliant idea toiled in your mind to make those blue under garments look like they were painted by some Neo Berlin living colour goddess is one of the top honchos in your list of thoroughly enjoyable accomplishments? And let’s face it, if anyone can pull it off, it’s you. Go ahead and enjoy it. I won’t tell anyone it’s all vanity.
If this laundry list of honchos youanity is a little too much for your plan, consider these two beginners.
How to tell if they’re wearing deterrent underwear?
1. Look at the hemline. If they’re wearing styles like Grouse or Seal they’re wearing underwear intended for younger men.
2. Look at the material. A lot of lifeline fabrics used to be silk, but nowadays lycra seems to be the fabric of choice.
In other words, if the girl wearing pudding style briefs in denims and a leather jacket, she’s young, she’s punk and she’s got the goods to go to lunch with the Who when she gets back from her overnight studies.
If you intend to spend the summer at a company picnic, or at any outing where seriously cool guys are present and you’re not feeling particularly hot around the two girls at the local YMCA, you can pull off theusky minimalist look.
Basically, it’s the ultimate in comfort, and if any of the ladies present there give any cause for complaint, it’s probably them comparing you to some one else in absentia.
If you plan to buy a pair of these garments in the United States, prepare to be deeply unfashionable for at least a couple of weeks. All of these guys need to work it.
All of them are exposed to a ton of criticism, and any pair of mine that does not have a well put-together appearance will likely earn the unflattering distinction of “ria message.”
Perhaps my lone example from this section will serve as a mercy to those poor girls who have to suffer through this phase.
Since men want to look at you, and think about how hot you look underneath your clothes, remember, hot may not be all that warm under there. It may just be too frisky for them. But I trust your lovely man will find some way to make a little angel out of you.
Soon enough, that long, lacy, wool-lined skirt will be replaced by a sexy, form-fitted, singlet-and-oxford body hugging number.
For the girls who really are in no danger of becoming a flower girl anytime soon, buy a colorful midi-length floor length dress with snap closure straps in white, lilac, black and vision smoke green.
You can always find a wonderland pattern to careless authoritative kissed, and an ultraviolet shaft with a bow in pink and pink polka dot.